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Contact Tim Tebow
4603 S. Denice Dr.
Englewood, Colorado 80111
TIM TEBOW READY TO BE TRADED AGAIN AFTER EMBARASSING SEASON ON THE BENCH WITH THE NEW YORK JETS, WHILE MCELROY STARTS. GUESS WHERE TEBOW WON'T BE GOING? DENVER. LOL.
New England has 35 points in the 2nd quarter to beat the Jets 49-19.
WHAT WOULD GOD THINK ABOUT YOU HAVING A $7 MILLION DOLLAR HOME? ISN'T THAT A SIN... GREED? Tim Tebow sells soul to devil with five-year contract worth $11.25 million with Denver Broncos. What does the Peyton Manning deal say about your team's confidence in your abilities? Actions speak louder than words, and then Tim Tebow finds himself traded to the New York Jets. That's a long way from home Dorthy. Oh PS, that trade included you being a backup quarterback? Luke 12:15
Then he said to them, "Watch out! Be on your guard against all kinds of greed; a man's life does not consist in the abundance of his possessions."
IE: Tim Tebow's $7,000,000 house, hypocrisy. AND THEN THERE WAS....
PEYTON MANNING... DENVER NO LONGER HAS "FAITH" IN TEBOW.
IN MANNING WE TRUST:
MANNING WILL WISH TEBOW BEST IF TEBOW IS TRADED

purchased on June 29, 2009 for $6,300,000; 7 bed, 9 bath, 20,991 sq ft
Date of birth: August 14, 1987
Place of birth: Makati City, Philippines
Remember, these are NOT mailing addresses, addresses of agents, agencies or fan mail addresses. These are actual current
sport star's homes and residences. You can drive by them or view them from your computer. Tim Tebowing: A new phenomenon known as being the last person on the planet Earth to lose your virginity. Taylor Swift has dinner date with Tebow.
Taylor Switft was spotted grabbing dinner with the Denver Devil, at the Toscanova restaurant in Los Angeles' Century City mall this past Monday, and the Internet is already abuzz with rumors that the two are more than dining buddies. Will Taylor Swift help Tebow commit a new sin? Taylor Swift has had relationships with Joe Jonas, Taylor Lautner, Jake Gyllenhaal, and John Mayer.
Let's get something straight, religion and football do not go together. You should not be thanking God for pass completions. You should not be praying to God to win a football game. You should not be painting bible versus on your eye paint. You should not be thanking God for touchdowns. Isn't Sunday supposed to be a day of rest? Tim Tebow is a hypocritical bitch. Don't worry you have plenty of time to rest during that long off season.
Let's get some facts straight, in the entire 2011 NFL football season, you only completed 2 passes inside the 10 yard line. Let's get another fact straight, you only had 1,729 passing yards in the 2011 season. Your completion percentage was 46.5 and you fumbled the ball 13 times. That is less than 1/3 of the 5,476 passing yards that Drew Brees had, setting the NFL record and less than 1/3 of the 5,235 that Tom Brady threw for. Drew Brees and Tom Brady beat Dan Marino's 27-year mark for most yards thrown in a single season. Tom Brady is also the only quarterback to have ever gone 16-0 during the regular football season. You will never be as good as Drew Brees, Tom Brady, or especially Denver's own John Elway. You SUCK Tim Tebow. The Broncos did tie the record for most negative plays. Oh, and you broke a Twitter record, big fucking deal. Charlie Sheen holds a Twitter record too. Now, that's what we call #WINNING. Zing.
You beat Pittsburgh by a miracle, that is absolutely sure. Why do you think your coaches called 23 running plays on first down out of 24 opportunities? Because you suck at passing the ball. Sure you did really good in college football, but this is professional football. You remind me of Phil Plantier, someone who was hyped up to be the next great sensational professional athelete and ended up falling flat on his face. I mean Eli Manning had as many completions in the first 3 minutes of his game has you had in the entire first half of the Patriot's game. You will never have the quarterback or football skills of a Joe Montana, Steve Young, Alex Smith or even Michael Vick!!
But "GOD" had nothing to do with that hail mary pass to beat Pittsburgh (LOL). The reason that "God" let you beat Pittsburgh was so that you could get demolished by the New England Patriots and humble you, so you could know what it is like to get beat down by a real NFL quarterback. Tom Brady (despite New England losing Superbowl XLVI) is a legend and you will never be anything more than a Rex Grossman. You will probably not ever make it to the playoffs again for the rest of your career, because of your excessive use of religion to further your football career. Everyone hates you because God would NEVER in a quadrillion years want someone using his name in the name of football, and praying for wins. Tebow is now cursed for his career. He will fall into the slumps as more and more people contact him agreeing with this website. He will psychologically be unable to sleep, his focus and conscience will soon shift and he won't be able to "Thank God" any longer. He will soon be asking "God" why the Devil left Georgia and went down to Denver.
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life... except those that sold their soul to the NFL.
-John 3:16

Amen. Maybe Proctor & Gamble is looking for a new spokesperson to represent their brands Tebow. Rumor has it that they are looking to bring back their old logo with three curls were said to be a mirror image of the number 666, or the reflected number of the beast. The same number in your eye paint in the photograph above.
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